Thanks for the responses received. I actually found an alternate solution (we'll call it "Operation Rootkit Down"):
First of all, what is a rootkit? From Wikipedia:
A rootkit is a software system that consists of one or more programs designed to obscure the fact that the system has been...
I'm sorry for the tone of this e-mail, I cannot take this anymore. I have some sort of virus/intrusion on my machine that WILL NOT allow me to click on a Google search result without re-routing me to an irrelevant result. This is outrageous. I have used SIX different virus/malware programs for...
adware
asus
browser
clean install
firefox
google
hijack
hijackthis
internet explorer
intrusion
malware
redirect
scan
security
tech support
virus
windows 7