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  1. Vending machine ‘maliciously molested ... damaged’; Palmetto man arrested

    PALMETTO -- A 20-year-old Palmetto man was arrested Monday after, according to a Palmetto Police Department report, he “maliciously molested, opened, broke, injured, damaged and inserted his body parts” into a vending machine at a coin laundry establishment in order to get cash out. Read...
  2. Sex offender admits exposing self at stores (100 times or so)

    Allentown police received a report of a man exposing himself on Sept. 11 at the Kmart at 1502 S. Fourth St. Police spoke to a security guard who said a man was following a girl throughout the store and exposed himself in front of her and might have touched her. They should have gave him 44...
  3. 'Jackass' Star Ryan Dunn Was Trashed And Going 130-140mph When He Killed Himself And Passenger

    Police chief Michael Carroll said on Wednesday that Dunn’s blood alcohol level was .196 -- twice that of the state’s legal limit of .08 when he crashed his Porsche on Rt. 322 killing himself and his passenger Zach Hartwell, according to a press release from the West Goshen Police He was...
  4. Cops: Man In Cow Costume Steals 26 Gallons Of Milk From Walmart

    North Stafford, Va. –– Perhaps he was thirsty, or it was because he never got enough calcium as a child, or maybe he had a thing for dressing like a farm animal. Whatever the reason Stafford sheriff’s authorities say a man donned a cow costume and not walked, but crawled into a Walmart store...
  5. Cops: 'Ninja' dad left 4-year-old son home alone

    SCOTTDALE, Pennsylvania — A man left his sleeping 4-year-old son home alone while he went outside and pretended to be a ninja warrior, police say. The Daily Courier of Connellsville reported that Ross Hurst was charged with endangering the welfare of a child after police found him dressed...
  6. Drunk man says he traveled by 'jet ski'

    SPARTANBURG COUNTY, S.C. — Deputies who were called to deal with a man who was passed out near a restaurant said the man had an interesting explanation for how he got there. Spartanburg deputies were called to Applebee’s on Rainbow Lake Road at about 10 p.m. Tuesday. Deputies said they found...
  7. Man says cocaine in his buttocks isn’t his

    MANATEE — A search of a 25-year-old man following a traffic stop Wednesday morning revealed one bag of marijuana and one bag of cocaine in the driver’s buttocks, according to the Manatee County Sheriff’s Office. The driver said only the marijuana belonged to him. Raymond Stanley Roberts was...