Bomb squad defuse vibrating sex toy

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A Russian bomb squad were called out to defuse a bomb on Monday, but an investigation into the ticking package revealed it to be a vibrating sex toy.



The crack team of bomb experts were called out to a post office in Petrozavodsk after receiving a call from a postal worker who had encountered a suspicious parcel emitting a ticking sound.

A spokeswoman said: ‘The building was ringed by the security forces and people were evacuated.

‘In the package, the bomb squad found a vibrator.’ It seems the sex toy had turned itself on prior to reaching its addressee in the post.

Russian police have been on high alert since the Domodedovo Airport suicide bombing in January. Fortunately this incident turned out to be a false alarm.

Having been identified as erotic rather than explosive, the package will now be returned to the post office before being sent to its intended recipient.

The news is reminiscent of a famous line in cult classic film Fight Club. Regarding a ticking package on the baggage carousel, an airport attendant says: 'Nine times out of ten it's an electric razor, but every once in a while... it's a dildo.'


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