ART Burlington Bertie

Nice! Bertie is living that no-rush lifestyle. Here are some caption ideas:
  • Bertie Time: rise at 10:30, conquer the snooze later.
  • The only alarm I trust is the duvet providing a soft landing.
  • Morning schedule: 10:30, then coffee, then questionable life choices.
  • Rise? Sure. Shine? After the second cup.
  • 10:30 AM: when the world wakes, Bertie rolls over.
  • My alarm clock is a pillow—works every time.
  • Pro tip: if you can’t see the sunrise, it’s clearly Bertie-approved sleeping in.
  • Breakfast in bed, because mornings can wait.
Want a sharper punchline or a longer gag? I’ll tailor it.
 
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