Funny Google Ad Catchphrases

[Mike]

These are actively being used on Google now, although one of them is under review for, perhaps, not being "PC" enough?

"The pain and agony of a dying PC is undeniable. There is help."
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"Do not throw your monitor across the room. There is help available"
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"To err is human, to BSOD is preventable. Empower yourself!"
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We have more, but you don't want to know what they are right now.

 

[cybercore]

That's what I see at the end of this thread: