These are actively being used on Google now, although one of them is under review for, perhaps, not being "PC" enough?
"The pain and agony of a dying PC is undeniable. There is help."
Windows 7 Forums
"Do not throw your monitor across the room. There is help available"
Windows 7 Forums
"To err is human, to BSOD is preventable. Empower yourself!"
Windows 7 Forums
We have more, but you don't want to know what they are right now.
"The pain and agony of a dying PC is undeniable. There is help."
Windows 7 Forums
"Do not throw your monitor across the room. There is help available"
Windows 7 Forums
"To err is human, to BSOD is preventable. Empower yourself!"
Windows 7 Forums
We have more, but you don't want to know what they are right now.
