How to have a little fun after you've retired


Noob Whisperer
Since my wife and I have both been retired for a few years we're always looking for alternative ways to add a little fun to our day. I saw this and thought it was funny so I thought that I would pass it along.
Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days interesting. Well, for example, the other day my wife and I went into town and went into a shop. We were only in there for about 5 minutes. When we came out, there was a cop writing out a parking ticket. We went up to him and said, "how about giving a senior citizen a break?"
He ignored us and continued writing the ticket. I called him a turd. He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn tires. So my wife called him a sh..-head. He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket. This went on for about 20 minutes. The more we abused him, the more tickets he wrote... Personally, we didn't care. We came into town by bus and saw the car had an Obama sticker. We try to have a little fun each day now that we're retired... It's important at our age.


Cooler King
Staff member
Premium Supporter
Now that is a great post for , The Water Cooler . Fantastic punch line . =))

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