Jesus and the Democrat

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  1. Super Sarge

    Super Sarge New Member

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    hope you get a smile out of this one. (I don't care what party you
    like, this one's funny!!)

    A Republican, in a wheelchair, entered a restaurant one afternoon and
    asked the waitress for a cup of coffee. The Republican looked across the
    restaurant and asked, "Is that Jesus sitting over there?"

    The waitress nodded "yes," so the Republican requested that she give
    Jesus a cup of coffee, on him.

    The next patron to come in was a Libertarian, with a hunched back. He
    shuffled over to a booth, painfully sat down, and asked the waitress for a cup
    of hot tea. He also glanced across the restaurant and asked, "Is that Jesus,
    over there?"

    The waitress nodded, so the Libertarian asked her to give Jesus a cup
    of hot tea, "My treat."

    The third patron to come into the restaurant was a Democrat on
    crutches. He hobbled over to a booth, sat down and hollered, "Hey there honey!
    How's about getting me a cold mug of Miller Light?" He too looked across the
    restaurant and asked, "Isn't that God's boy over there?

    The waitress nodded, so the Democrat directed her to give Jesus a cold
    beer. "On my bill," he said loudly.

    As Jesus got up to leave, he passed by the Republican, touched him and
    said, "For your kindness, you are healed." The Republican felt the strength come
    back into his legs, got up, and danced a jig out the door.

    Jesus passed by the Libertarian, touched him and said, "For your
    kindness, you are healed." The Libertarian felt his back straightening up and he
    raised his hands, praised the Lord, and did a series of back flips out the door.

    Then, Jesus walked towards the Democrat, just smiling.

    The Democrat jumped up and yelled, "Don't touch me .... I'm
    collecting disability."
     

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