Know a Good Oxymoron?

[alfred01]

Got a good oxymoron? There are many when you think about it. Tell us one of your favorites. I'll start with the obvious one.

JUMBO SHRIMP (not yelling)

 

[alfred01]

OK, here's another for today.

Guest Host

 

[alfred01]

How about..............A little pregnant

 

[Ciara]

One I love ... Found missing ... LOL

 

[alfred01]

One I love ... Found missing ... LOL

Auto Pilot

 

[Ciara]

Random pattern

 

[Ciara]

Another I like ... Known secret

 

[rbeldua]

turn up missing...?

 

[alfred01]

Genuine Plastic (WKRP in Cincinnati)

 

[rbeldua]

have you ever asked for an "exact estimate" for a "plastic glass"

 

[Ciara]

have you ever asked for an "exact estimate" for a "plastic glass"

Growing small

 

[rbeldua]

aww thanks, your "terribly nice"

 

[Ciara]

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[lang=nl]The Door is Ajar ... [/lang]

 

[rbeldua]

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Thank God I’m an Atheist.....

 

[alfred01]

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balanced insanity

 

[rbeldua]

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eyes wide shut....

 

[alfred01]

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Don't like Tom Cruise movies

assistant manager

 

[rbeldua]

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you know what.. you're "awfully good" and "awfully nice" unlike any other "normal human"

 

[alfred01]

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Almost done

 

[rbeldua]

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my friends and i went out for picnic, we used "plastic silverware". we all had fun and it was such a "sweet sorrow". we we're so tired we looked like a "living death".