Know a Good Oxymoron?

alfred01

Well-Known Member
#1
Got a good oxymoron? There are many when you think about it. Tell us one of your favorites. I'll start with the obvious one.

JUMBO SHRIMP (not yelling)
 


alfred01

Well-Known Member
#2
OK, here's another for today.

Guest Host
 


alfred01

Well-Known Member
#3
How about..............A little pregnant
 


Ciara

New Member
#4
One I love ... Found missing ... LOL
 


Ciara

New Member
#6
Random pattern :confused:
 


Ciara

New Member
#7
Another I like ... Known secret :D
 


rbeldua

Honorable Member
#8
turn up missing...?:hide:
 


alfred01

Well-Known Member
#9
Genuine Plastic (WKRP in Cincinnati)
 


rbeldua

Honorable Member
#10
have you ever asked for an "exact estimate" for a "plastic glass"
 


rbeldua

Honorable Member
#12
aww :redface: thanks, your "terribly nice" :blow:
 


Ciara

New Member
#13
[langtitle=nl]Re: Know a Good Oxymoron?[/langtitle]

[lang=nl]The Door is Ajar ... :confused:[/lang]
 


rbeldua

Honorable Member
#14
Re: [langtitle=nl]Re: Know a Good Oxymoron?[/langtitle]

Thank God I’m an Atheist.....
 


alfred01

Well-Known Member
#15
Re: [langtitle=nl]Re: Know a Good Oxymoron?[/langtitle]

balanced insanity
 


rbeldua

Honorable Member
#16
Re: [langtitle=nl]Re: Know a Good Oxymoron?[/langtitle]

eyes wide shut....
 


alfred01

Well-Known Member
#17
Re: [langtitle=nl]Re: Know a Good Oxymoron?[/langtitle]

Don't like Tom Cruise movies :tribal:

assistant manager
 


rbeldua

Honorable Member
#18
Re: [langtitle=nl]Re: Know a Good Oxymoron?[/langtitle]

you know what.. you're "awfully good" and "awfully nice" unlike any other "normal human"
 


alfred01

Well-Known Member
#19
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Almost done
 


rbeldua

Honorable Member
#20
Re: [langtitle=nl]Re: Know a Good Oxymoron?[/langtitle]

my friends and i went out for picnic, we used "plastic silverware". we all had fun and it was such a "sweet sorrow". we we're so tired we looked like a "living death".
 


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