Know a Good Oxymoron?

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  1. alfred01

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    Got a good oxymoron? There are many when you think about it. Tell us one of your favorites. I'll start with the obvious one.

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    OK, here's another for today.

    Guest Host
     
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    How about..............A little pregnant
     
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    One I love ... Found missing ... LOL
     
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    :rofl: :rofl:

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    Random pattern :confused:
     
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    Another I like ... Known secret :D
     
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    turn up missing...?:hide:
     
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    Genuine Plastic (WKRP in Cincinnati)
     
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    have you ever asked for an "exact estimate" for a "plastic glass"
     
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    :rofl:

    Growing small :bigtongue:
     
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    aww :redface: thanks, your "terribly nice" :blow:
     
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    [langtitle=nl]Re: Know a Good Oxymoron?[/langtitle]

    [lang=nl]The Door is Ajar ... :confused:[/lang]
     
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    Thank God I’m an Atheist.....
     
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    Re: [langtitle=nl]Re: Know a Good Oxymoron?[/langtitle]

    balanced insanity
     
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    eyes wide shut....
     
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    Re: [langtitle=nl]Re: Know a Good Oxymoron?[/langtitle]

    Don't like Tom Cruise movies :tribal:

    assistant manager
     
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    you know what.. you're "awfully good" and "awfully nice" unlike any other "normal human"
     
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    Almost done
     
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    my friends and i went out for picnic, we used "plastic silverware". we all had fun and it was such a "sweet sorrow". we we're so tired we looked like a "living death".
     

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