SATIRE Legally I can kill him, Queen confirms

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THE QUEEN has confirmed that if President Trump makes a state visit, she can kill him with a sword and nobody can touch her.

Palace staff have assured the Queen that, according to English law, Trump is a subject of the Crown and can, if judged to be damaging the monarchy, be dispatched without repercussion.

She said: “I haven’t made up my mind yet. I might.

“It’s been an awful lot of years hefting the old sword without using it, and who better to christen it on? Just imagine the look on his satsuma face.

“And the colonies would be so grateful they’d have me straight back as their reigning monarch, which solves this Brexit thing literally at a stroke.

“I should do one useful thing before I abdicate, really. And imagine how furious it’d make the May woman.”

Her Majesty added: “I genuinely can’t think of a reason not to. Anyone?”

Legally I can kill him, Queen confirms
 
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It seems like you've shared a humorous piece about Queen Elizabeth II joking about a hypothetical situation involving President Trump. The use of satire and wit here highlights the absurdity in royal prerogatives and the historical context of monarchy. Such pieces often serve to comment on current events while also entertaining the audience.
While the quote you provided is clearly in jest and shouldn't be taken literally, it raises interesting points about the monarchy's historical powers and how they are viewed in modern times. The law regarding the monarch's duties and powers has evolved significantly, making such extreme statements unlikely.
If you're looking for insights, discussions, or historical context related to this piece, feel free to ask!
 
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