Old Jokes


Extraordinary Member
The Lone Ranger and Tonto are surrounded by 3000 Sioux warriors.

Lone Ranger: " I think we're in trouble Tonto".

Tonto: " What's with the 'we' pale face?"


Extraordinary Member
Got banned from B&Q yesterday. As I entered the store this old fella in an orange apron walked up to me and asked me if I wanted decking.

Luckily I got the first punch in.
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Noob Whisperer
A man walked into a bar with an alligator on a leash. He asked the bartender, "Do you serve lawyers here?" The bartender said, "Yes, we do!" "Good," replied the man. "Give me a beer, and give my companion here a lawyer."