Old Jokes

Elmer

Extraordinary Member
#1
The Lone Ranger and Tonto are surrounded by 3000 Sioux warriors.

Lone Ranger: " I think we're in trouble Tonto".

Tonto: " What's with the 'we' pale face?"
 


Elmer

Extraordinary Member
#2
Got banned from B&Q yesterday. As I entered the store this old fella in an orange apron walked up to me and asked me if I wanted decking.

Luckily I got the first punch in.
 


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Trouble

Noob Whisperer
#3
A man walked into a bar with an alligator on a leash. He asked the bartender, "Do you serve lawyers here?" The bartender said, "Yes, we do!" "Good," replied the man. "Give me a beer, and give my companion here a lawyer."
 


Dangaioh

Senior Member
#4
So a man walks into the bar.

Bartender ask, "you okay"?
 


Dangaioh

Senior Member
#5
Dog Owner: My dog has no nose.
Friend: How does it smell?
Dog Owner: Terrible.
 


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Dangaioh

Senior Member
#6
Person1: How do you make antifreeze?
Person2: You hide her nightgown.
 


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