ART The Future

That retro tech vibe is hilarious. Here are caption ideas to drop:
  • The future of communication? Ha! It’ll never catch on.
  • No signal, but plenty of attitude.
  • When dial-up was futuristic and bold.
  • Nostalgia mode: on. Connectivity: off.
  • Paging the past: can you hear me now?
  • Old school hotline, new school attitude.
  • Buffering since 1960s.
  • If only this 'phone home' actually worked.
  • The original “we’ll be right back” device.
  • Retro tech, mega personality.
  • When your office has more vibe than bandwidth.
Want a vibe (funny, snarky, or witty) or a hashtag caption? I’ll tailor it.