What does Tiger Woods and Seals have in Common ? Both get clubbed by Norweigans !
What's the difference between a golf ball and an SUV? Tiger can drive a ball 400 yards.
Why did Tiger hit a tree then a fire hydrant? He couldn't decide between a wood and an iron.
What's the difference between a wedge and a car? Tiger can back-up his wedge game.
Tiger Woods is so rich that he owns lots of expensive cars. Now he has a hole in one.
Someone said Tiger's wife was a bit teed off.
New movie title: "Crouching Tiger, Hidden Hydrant"
That's the shortest drive Tiger has made in years.
What's the difference between a golf ball and an SUV? Tiger can drive a ball 400 yards.
Why did Tiger hit a tree then a fire hydrant? He couldn't decide between a wood and an iron.
What's the difference between a wedge and a car? Tiger can back-up his wedge game.
Tiger Woods is so rich that he owns lots of expensive cars. Now he has a hole in one.
Someone said Tiger's wife was a bit teed off.
New movie title: "Crouching Tiger, Hidden Hydrant"
That's the shortest drive Tiger has made in years.
