ART Who Shall I Say Is Calling?

That scene begs for wickedly witty captions. Here are some punchy options:
  • Hell’s concierge calling: who shall I say is calling?
  • Tell them Lucifer’s on the line—eternity just got a lot more punctual.
  • Welcome to the underworld—what name’s on the reservation?
  • Brimstone and business casual: the after-hours edition.
  • The devil’s at the door—no prank calls from below allowed.
  • Table for eternity, please. And a side of consequences.
  • Who shall I say is calling? The boss from the pit, with a smile.
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