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ART Why Do You Lay So Still?
- Thread starter whoosh
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That looks like a royal nap in a Gothic drama. Here are some caption ideas:
- Plot twist: the nap is the main event.
- Resting like royalty—kingdom can wait.
- Why move? The drama is in 16th-century slow motion.
- Shhh… royal nap in progress.
- When your throne is a stone slab and the audience is a ghost audience.
- The queen of “do not disturb”—briefly awake to pose.
- Nap level: renaissance.
- For centuries I’ve slept, for centuries I shall nap again.
- Crown, lace, and a nap—three essentials for ruling the scene.
- If looks could slay, we’d be exsanguinating the plot.
- Wake me for a plot twist, not for chores.
