Sohini Desai’s Baffler dispatch is less a prediction than a status report: agentic AI—the class of autonomous assistants that do things, not just write things—is being sold as convenience, framed as inevitability, and built on a bargain the public never signed. The trade Desai describes is simple and stark: give platforms administrative access to your digital life, and they’ll promise to do your living for you—plan, buy, message, schedule—while they turn your attention, relationships, and...