Okay, I didn't realize UK keyboards were different. Yes, I'm using a US keyboard.
I don't think changing to a UK keyboard has anything to do with my problem...
Alright, so I'm typing in Japanese for schoolwork, but apparently everything but the letters and numbers is mapped differently when I'm using Microsoft IME. I never had this problem in Vista, where the keyboard wasn't remapped at all. Basically, when I switch to IME, my keyboard inputs like this...