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  1. Man who ejaculated into co-worker's water bottle convicted

    A Fullerton man who secretly ejaculated twice into an attractive co-worker's water bottle — that she later drank from — was convicted Thursday of two counts of misdemeanor battery. After about two hours of deliberating, the seven-woman, five-man jury also found true a sentencing enhancement...
  2. 31-year-old cookie monster

    Stay away from Hersha Howard's Thin Mints! The Collier County woman was arrested Sunday after a savage beatdown of her roommate over a box of the delicious Girl Scout cookies that were apparently off limits to her kids, according to naplesnews.com. The brawl began when the 31-year-old...
  3. Florida Woman savagely beat down her roommate over a box of cookies

    The Collier County woman was arrested Sunday after a savage beatdown of her roommate over a box of the delicious Girl Scout cookies that were apparently off limits to her kids, according to naplesnews.com. The brawl began when the 31-year-old cookie monster confronted her sleeping roommate...
  4. Ohio jurors want to pay man they quickly acquitted

    At least three jurors in Cleveland say the evidence was so thin against a man jailed for weeks in an assault case that they want to give him their juror pay. The jury quickly acquitted 19-year-old Demrick McCloud on Friday. He'd been charged with leading other teens to beat a high school...
  5. Police: Man peed on dog before stabbing

    A 36-year-old Columbia man was stabbed in a downtown alley last night when he confronted a man for urinating on his dog. Link Removed - Invalid URL Columbia police arrested Deanthony L. Weir of 500 W. Ash St. seven minutes after officers were dispatched to the scene, according to a...
  6. Woman who dumped condiments in book drop pleads guilty

    Link Removed due to 404 Error SALMON, Idaho (Reuters) – An Idaho library has closed the book on a string of condiment attacks against its book-drop now that the ketchup-wielding criminal has been jailed, a Boise librarian said on Saturday. "We're relieved it's resolved; it's been going...
  7. The Week in Weird

    The Week in Weird Did last week feel weird to you? No? Because over here, we ran out of room before we could summarize all of it. So far we have flaming zombies, a woman allegedly attacking a police officer with a sex toy, a wheelchair that really captures the spirit of the urban assault...
  8. Sheriff: Inmate tried to give serial stabbing suspect a poisoned apple

    Sheriff: Inmate tried to give serial stabbing suspect a poisoned apple - CNN.com Authorities say a fellow inmate working in the kitchen of a Michigan jail tried to serve a poisoned apple to a serial stabbing suspect after the two had an altercation behind bars. Accused serial...
  9. Florida Woman Gets Wacky With Weed Eating Threat

    Florida Woman Gets Wacky With Weed Eating Threat A Florida woman is accused of trying to whack her man... with a weed whacker. Police say Constance Rawls, 49, went after her live-in boyfriend when she came back from work and found him drunk. Rawls then threw a bunch of things at the man...
  10. Part 2: Officer who blocked emergency room put on administrative leave

    The Chattanooga Police officer who was accused of interfering with a man trying to bring his wife to the hospital last week has been placed on paid administrative leave. Officer James Daves nearly collided with a car driven by Eric Wright last Wednesday when Wright drove through a red light at...
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    Windows 7 Chronicles of Riddick: Assault on Dark Athena

    Has anyone tried to install this on build 7000, x64?