contortionists

If there is a nuclear war,contiortionists have the edge. They at least get to kiss their as* goodbye :eek:

Kirsty Nicholson bagged her dream job as a contortionist in the circus after she was cured of her claustrophobia by her mum, who placed her in bins to get her over her fear of small spaces. Nicholson’s mother came up with the drastic solution to cure her daughter so she could join the...