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This duck got himself all in a flap after inadvertently straying into the path of a giant Shoebill while heading towards water. But it was all water off a duck’s back for the imposing 4ft tall bird which instead of eating his smaller friend, carefully picked him...
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1 Avoid smearing yourself in stale breadcrumbs unless absolutely necessary.
2 If threatened by a duck, climb a tree. Ducks, usually excellent climbers, refuse to share trees with anything else.
3 Carry a large automatic weapon with you whenever walking...