This is scary ( & tongue in cheek )… I've been discovering how to navigate & find things in W8 and learning I can make my way around in Windows 8 quite nicely & do this much better in the Beta than, in the DP and OMG, imagine... in spite of being w/out a Start Menu... who'd a thunk it, eh? LOL.
The Lone Ranger and Tonto are surrounded by 3000 Sioux warriors.
Lone Ranger: " I think we're in trouble Tonto".
Tonto: " What's with the 'we' pale face?"
Grateful for the good laugh I got here today. Just hilarious, felt neat to actually, LOL :D:teeth_smile::p
Didn't even have to scroll down to the Watercooler, either :thumbs_up:
Just too funny... Oooou, my ribs :confused_smile:.
OMG, another, almost, even better, LMAO!! :ahaha: Oh...
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•I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned that most people die of natural causes.
•There are two kinds of pedestrians: the quick and the dead.
•Life is sexually transmitted.
•Healthy is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
•The only difference between a...
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hope you get a smile out of this one. (I don't care what party you
like, this one's funny!!)
A Republican, in a wheelchair, entered a restaurant one afternoon and
asked the waitress for a cup of coffee. The Republican looked across the
restaurant and asked, "Is that...
Just wanted to let you know, I received my 2011 Social Security Stimulus package today. It contained two watermelon seeds, cornbread mix, a prayer rug and 10 coupons to KFC. The directions were in Spanish.
Hope you get yours soon.
i thought it would be good for the entertainment value to see what peoples craziest funniest chat up lines they know.
They can be anything you want
so here it goes
Have u got a mirror in your pants, coz i can see myself in them!