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THE QUEEN has confirmed that if President Trump makes a state visit, she can kill him with a sword and nobody can touch her. Palace staff have assured the Queen that, according to English law, Trump is a subject of the Crown and can, if judged to be damaging the monarchy, be dispatched without...

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bzzzt … bzzzzzzzzzt … bzzzt … hello … this is ip-address 219.142.122.194 engr1: for some reason, this switch will not connect to specified router! engr2: try giving false credentials. engr1: but we cannot do that … engr2: you right … that would be unethical. engr1...

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Psychiatric facilities across the United States are at breaking point after the number of people claiming to be sent from the future to stop Donald Trump reached epidemic proportions. New research has shown that every ten minutes someone claiming to the from the future sent back to save...

In a land called, Spud, would the mushy nations of man hold sway :razz:

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PONDER •I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned that most people die of natural causes. •There are two kinds of pedestrians: the quick and the dead. •Life is sexually transmitted. •Healthy is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die. •The only difference between a...

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I have finally worked out how Harold Camping does it . When he says the world is about to end he is correct but being so blessed the fact is reversed ! He could have saved the , Titanic . All it would have needed is a , " Were all doomed !" What a man . A real life saver !