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Our parlor wanted papering,
And Pa says it was waste
To call a paperhanger in,
And so he made some paste.
He bought some rolls of paper,
Got a ladder and a brush
And with my mummy's nightgown on,
At it he made a rush.
When Father papered the parlour
You couldn't see him...
A plucky candidate listed the Almighty as a referee on his CV, which joins a long list of silly things employers have read on job applications recently, according to a survey by careerbuilder.co.uk. Read on to find out just how silly.
The careers website questioned 700 companies, who...
King Juan Carlos of Spain Has Very Silly Ring Tone
You'd think that people would have had enough of silly ring tones. But it seems even a king can't resist downloading a sound that tickles the royal fancy.
That became clear Monday when the new ambassadors from several South and Central...
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1 Avoid smearing yourself in stale breadcrumbs unless absolutely necessary.
2 If threatened by a duck, climb a tree. Ducks, usually excellent climbers, refuse to share trees with anything else.
3 Carry a large automatic weapon with you whenever walking...