This clip from the BBC Three adult puppet comedy series Mongrels features a father cat passing along outrageously terrible life advice to his young son in a catchy musical show-tune format. Dressed in sleek white suits and bow ties, the duo performs against a stark white backdrop and at a grand piano, joined by a chorus of backing cats popping out of trash cans. The father delivers his atrocious guidance with cheerful optimism, advising his son to study media studies, sniff glue, avoid using condoms, keep his bank PIN set to 1234, and email his account details to Nigerian princes.
The humor escalates around 01:05 as the suggestions become even more unhinged, encouraging the young cat to accept rides from strangers, submit controversial cartoons to newspapers while drunk, join Scientology, and sell a kidney for quick cash while keeping his lungs because "you got to smoke." The contrast between the upbeat, polished musical staging and the delightfully dark, irresponsible lyrics makes this one of the standout musical sketches from the show.