This track is a bouncy, skiffle-infused acoustic folk-rock satire built on an upbeat mid-tempo groove around 115 BPM. A persistent acoustic guitar strumming pattern drives the rhythm alongside a light bassline and simple percussion, setting a casual pub-singalong backdrop for raspy, unpolished British vocals. Lyrically, the song presents a humorous political critique framing Conservative politicians like Boris Johnson and David Cameron as stealthy, tree-swinging ninjas dismantling the welfare state. The arrangement remains steadily driving throughout, taking brief pauses around the recurring vocal tags and the green-text title stingers around 01:15. Visually, the video pairs the track with a grainy montage of early-internet GIFs, martial arts clips, a kid fighting a chicken, and photoshopped images of UK politicians overlaid onto historical battle scenes.
As a piece of political novelty comedy, the core concept is amusing and the lighthearted rhythm gives it a fun, immediate energy. However, the song relies almost entirely on a single repetitive chord loop and vocal pattern across its two-minute runtime without developing a proper melodic chorus or bridge. Once the initial joke lands in the first thirty seconds, the track stays in the exact same gear musically and structurally. Introducing a dynamic shift—such as a sudden tempo change or a more aggressive instrumental section during the ninja section—would make the satire land much harder and prevent the acoustic loop from wearing thin before the finish.