In this CollegeHumor sketch, two friends sitting at a dimly lit bar discuss transitioning out of a summer fling and into a "winter cling"—finding a cozy, slightly out-of-shape guy to snuggle with through the cold months. Instead of going for the conventionally attractive guy who catches their eye around 00:13, they lock onto a sweater-and-cap-wearing guy drinking beer, arguing that winter demands someone with an apartment near the subway who is ideal for couples' cooking classes and staying in. They inspect various men around the bar, evaluating them based on criteria like whether they have an HBO GO password, a fireplace, or serve as a "fuckable space heater" to keep electric bills down. Around 01:56, dramatic acoustic music swells as they spot the ultimate L.L. Bean catalog guy rolling up his flannel sleeves, only for their hopes to be crushed when his actual girlfriend arrives.
The sketch captures that hilarious, hyper-specific seasonal relationship logic with crisp editing and sharp comedic timing. The contrast between summer's carefree dating energy and winter's desperation for domestic warmth hits home, especially with lines about skipping delivery minimums and going apple picking. The punchline at 02:24 wraps things up perfectly when their taken-friend asks what a guy's version of a winter cling would be, expecting a sweet answer about sweaters and chili, only to get a blunt response.