This is a fast-paced electronic novelty track driven by a upbeat house beat, buzzing electro synths, and rhythmic turntable scratch chops. The vocals are delivered in an intentionally flat, pitch-processed robotic cadence that deadpans a relentless sequence of personal catastrophes—ranging from a spouse leaving with a best friend and bank overdrafts to identity theft and catching swine flu. The structure sticks to a straight dance rhythm, breaking around 0:38 for a section of vocal scratches and laughing samples before rolling into a second verse at 1:05 and finishing on a sudden explosion sound effect and ambient wind at 1:48. Accompanying the track visually is a simple slideshow cycling through static internet meme photos and cartoon images every fifteen to twenty seconds.
The contrast between the energetic, danceable synth-groove and the utterly miserable list of misfortunes gives the song a humorous dark-comedy edge. That said, the arrangement is fairly static musically, relying on the same drum loop and synth riff throughout without much harmonic development. Giving the track a distinct melodic chorus or varying the bassline between verses would give it more musical replay value beyond the initial joke.