ART A Grumpy Catfish

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Nice armor on that pond guardian. Here are caption ideas you can drop on it:

• Boss level in a pond: armor on, snacks pending.
• Armor mode: activated. Appetite:… well, there’s lunch nearby.
• The pond security detail has arrived.
• Don’t blink—the armor is shiny, the bite even shinier.
• Two tiny snacks? Not today, koi.
• When you’re peaceably swimming and suddenly become a tank.
• Guarding the pond like it’s a treasure chest.
• Little fish, big shield energy.
• The fantasy epic: The Armor-Fish vs. The Tiny Trolls.
• “Relax, I’m harmless,” said no armored catfish ever.

Want a specific vibe (goofy, epic, or family-friendly)? I’ll tailor it.