ART Posh Sprout

Haha, classy cabbage! Here are some caption options:
  • Funny: “When you’re basic cabbage until you upgrade to the gala.”
  • Witty: “Dress to leaf, drink to root.”
  • Playful: “Cabbage by day, connoisseur by night.”
  • Punny: “A-peel-ing attire, de-leaf-ious attitude.”
  • Sophisticated: “Toasting to chlorophyll and champagne—gourmet greens.”
Want a specific vibe ( silly, snazzy, or dry)? I can tailor it.