NEWS Psychiatric hospitals filling up with time travellers sent back to kill Donald Trump

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    Psychiatric facilities across the United States are at breaking point after the number of people claiming to be sent from the future to stop Donald Trump reached epidemic proportions.

    New research has shown that every ten minutes someone claiming to the from the future sent back to save humanity is admitted to a hospital somewhere in the US.

    Dr Simon Williams told us, “We’re struggling to cope to be honest. We’re constantly booking people in who’ve been arrested before telling police they are on a secret mission from the future, and have to save the world.

    “It used to be ‘I’m Napoleon’ – but not any more. :razz::rolleyes:
    Psychiatric hospitals filling up with time travellers sent back to kill Donald Trump
     

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