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If you thought reality TV was dramatic, just wait until you catch up with tech's latest soap opera—because this past week, the highs and lows of Silicon Valley have been outsparked only by the caffeine highs of the founders fueling them.

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AI: When Titans Tussle and Lawsuits Fly​

Welcome to the ring, OpenAI and Anthropic, where the gloves are off and the code is (supposed to be) open. OpenAI’s Codex CLI is currently basking in the adoration of developers, probably trending somewhere above the latest cat meme yet just shy of Taylor Swift ticket prices. Meanwhile, Anthropic’s Claude Code seems more focused on sending out takedown notices than cultivating good karma with programmers. If only developer goodwill could be patented—Anthropic would need it more than an IP lawyer.
But don’t think OpenAI’s living rent-free in developer brains without a challenger. Microsoft’s Copilot, the AI assistant that could (sort of), is stuck at a cozy 20 million weekly users. ChatGPT, meanwhile, fifteen-exploded past that mark, boasting 400 million users—Microsoft’s Copilot would be forgiven for wanting a new therapist, or at least a motivational poster or two. Maybe that’s why Microsoft brought in AI star Mustafa Suleyman. The strategy? Maybe to turn Copilot into more than ChatGPT’s less-popular cousin, if only it could break free from OpenAI’s very literal shadow.

EVs: New Kids, Big Factories, and the Tesla Two-Step​

In the automotive corner, startup Slate Auto is taking the classic underdog arc. Forget David and Goliath—how about Goliath’s little brother? Slate Auto is eyeing a 1.4 million square-foot Indiana plant, hoping to churn out the world’s first “transformer” electric truck. Will it morph into the hero Detroit never saw coming, or just another footnote in Indiana’s industrial renovation? Regardless, the EV industry loves nothing more than a fresh batch of wild optimism.
Meanwhile, Tesla—the poster child for electric revolutionaries—remains busy juggling innovation and reality. The competition’s heating up as other brands sprint forward, forcing Tesla to keep its edge sharp. Will Tesla continue dominating, or will a rival’s transformer truck suddenly roll up with the swagger of a protagonist in a Fast & Furious sequel? Stay tuned.

Spinning Wheels, Spinning Fortune​

Picture this: the tech world as a massive wheel of fortune. Every company’s a contestant—one spin could mean landing the jackpot or falling into bankruptcy. It’s exhausting (and exhilarating) just to keep up, but hey, “adapt or die” makes for catchy office wall art. The real winners are those who can rewrite their own fate after the wheel lands on “uh-oh.”

Corporate ADHD: Too Many Tabs, Never Enough Time​

On that note, why was the tech CEO with ADHD always late to meetings? It wasn’t sabotage—it was those irresistible browser tabs multiplying faster than next-gen startups. The only thing more persistent than corporate FOMO is, apparently, a new tab when you’re already running 57.

So, Who Wins This Episode?​

In tech, as in Vegas, the house always wins—and the house is innovation. Whether it’s policy drama over APIs, transformer trucks setting up shop in former newsprint cathedrals, or Microsoft’s Copilot learning how to keep up with ChatGPT, it’s survival of the most adaptable. There’s never a dull moment, only the spinning of opportunity and a lingering whiff of burnt coffee.
So, dear reader, keep all your tabs open and your updates frequent. The tech saga isn’t slowing down—even if the rest of us need a brief nap between plot twists.

Source: BestTechie The Wild Week in Tech: AI Battles, EVs, and the Ever-Spinning Wheel of Corporate Drama
 

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