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Got a good oxymoron? There are many when you think about it. Tell us one of your favorites. I'll start with the obvious one.

JUMBO SHRIMP (not yelling)
 

alfred01

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OK, here's another for today.

Guest Host
 

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How about..............A little pregnant
 

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One I love ... Found missing ... LOL
 

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Random pattern :confused:
 

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Another I like ... Known secret :D
 

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turn up missing...?:hide:
 

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Genuine Plastic (WKRP in Cincinnati)
 

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have you ever asked for an "exact estimate" for a "plastic glass"
 

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aww :redface: thanks, your "terribly nice" :blow:
 

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[langtitle=nl]Re: Know a Good Oxymoron?[/langtitle]

[lang=nl]The Door is Ajar ... :confused:[/lang]
 

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Re: [langtitle=nl]Re: Know a Good Oxymoron?[/langtitle]

Thank God I’m an Atheist.....
 

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Re: [langtitle=nl]Re: Know a Good Oxymoron?[/langtitle]

balanced insanity
 

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Re: [langtitle=nl]Re: Know a Good Oxymoron?[/langtitle]

eyes wide shut....
 

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Re: [langtitle=nl]Re: Know a Good Oxymoron?[/langtitle]

Don't like Tom Cruise movies :tribal:

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Re: [langtitle=nl]Re: Know a Good Oxymoron?[/langtitle]

you know what.. you're "awfully good" and "awfully nice" unlike any other "normal human"
 

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Re: [langtitle=nl]Re: Know a Good Oxymoron?[/langtitle]

Almost done
 

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Re: [langtitle=nl]Re: Know a Good Oxymoron?[/langtitle]

my friends and i went out for picnic, we used "plastic silverware". we all had fun and it was such a "sweet sorrow". we we're so tired we looked like a "living death".