Elmer Extraordinary Member Joined Mar 5, 2010 Messages 3,862 Feb 4, 2012 Thread Author #1 The Lone Ranger and Tonto are surrounded by 3000 Sioux warriors. Lone Ranger: " I think we're in trouble Tonto". Tonto: " What's with the 'we' pale face?"
The Lone Ranger and Tonto are surrounded by 3000 Sioux warriors. Lone Ranger: " I think we're in trouble Tonto". Tonto: " What's with the 'we' pale face?"
Elmer Extraordinary Member Joined Mar 5, 2010 Messages 3,862 Feb 4, 2012 Thread Author #2 Got banned from B&Q yesterday. As I entered the store this old fella in an orange apron walked up to me and asked me if I wanted decking. Luckily I got the first punch in. Last edited: Feb 4, 2012
Got banned from B&Q yesterday. As I entered the store this old fella in an orange apron walked up to me and asked me if I wanted decking. Luckily I got the first punch in.
Trouble Noob Whisperer Joined Nov 30, 2009 Messages 13,714 Feb 6, 2012 #3 A man walked into a bar with an alligator on a leash. He asked the bartender, "Do you serve lawyers here?" The bartender said, "Yes, we do!" "Good," replied the man. "Give me a beer, and give my companion here a lawyer."
A man walked into a bar with an alligator on a leash. He asked the bartender, "Do you serve lawyers here?" The bartender said, "Yes, we do!" "Good," replied the man. "Give me a beer, and give my companion here a lawyer."
Dangaioh Senior Member Joined Jan 3, 2012 Messages 289 Feb 27, 2012 #4 So a man walks into the bar. Bartender ask, "you okay"?
Dangaioh Senior Member Joined Jan 3, 2012 Messages 289 Feb 27, 2012 #5 Dog Owner: My dog has no nose. Friend: How does it smell? Dog Owner: Terrible. Last edited: Feb 27, 2012
Dangaioh Senior Member Joined Jan 3, 2012 Messages 289 Feb 27, 2012 #6 Person1: How do you make antifreeze? Person2: You hide her nightgown.
