Quotes That Inspire (Or Not)

alfred01 · Jun 23, 2011

I think they should have a Barbie with a buzz cut.

Ellen DeGeneres

rbeldua · Jun 23, 2011

"Beware of computer programmers that carry screwdrivers."

--anonymous--

rbeldua · Jun 25, 2011

“Parenting is the only job, that you don't know if you did a Good job, until it's too late!”

--some unknown parents--

alfred01 · Jun 25, 2011

A fool thinks he has no limit's, a wise man knows his limits.

Me

rbeldua · Jun 25, 2011

" Energizer Bunny arrested,...................... charged with battery."

alfred01 · Jun 25, 2011

rbeldua said:
" Energizer Bunny arrested,...................... charged with battery."

Trouble · Jun 25, 2011

The trouble ain't that there is too many fools, but that the lightning ain't distributed right.

Mark Twain.

rbeldua · Jun 25, 2011

"No,please don't eat me. I have a wife and kids,eat them."

- Homer -

Trouble · Jun 25, 2011

rbeldua said:
"No,please don't eat me. I have a wife and kids,eat them."

- Homer -

Love Homer the much revered ancient greek author and poet, but was unable to find the above quote amongst his writings. Is that particular quote from The Iliad or perhaps rather the Odyssey? :rofl:

alfred01 · Jun 25, 2011

Trouble said:
Love Homer the much revered ancient greek author and poet, but was unable to find the above quote amongst his writings. Is that particular quote from The Iliad or perhaps rather the Odyssey?

I think it was from the 7-11 handbook Trouble. :worship:

rbeldua · Jun 25, 2011

Never start a game of peek aboo on a long journey, it has no end... finally i grabbed him by the bib and said "look, it's always gonna be me"

--anonymous father--

alfred01 · Jun 25, 2011

I know my parents hated me, my bath toys were a toaster and a radio.

Rodney Dangerfield (RIP)

rbeldua · Jun 26, 2011

Oh, man! We killed Mr. Burns! Mr. Burns is gonna be so mad!

- Homer Simpsons-

alfred01 · Jun 27, 2011

Gentlemen, we are being killed on the beaches. Lets go inland and be killed.

Norman Cota

rbeldua · Jun 27, 2011

"The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think."

-- :scratch:

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Trouble · Jun 27, 2011

One of my all time favorites;

It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt.

Attributed to Mark Twain

rbeldua · Jun 28, 2011

"It's funny when people discuss Love Marriage vs Arranged. It's like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered"

--anonymous---

nmsuk · Jun 28, 2011

It is characteristic of all deep human problems that they are not to be approached without some humor and some bewilderment.

Freeman Dyson

kaos · Jun 28, 2011

Only God Can Judge me

(I have this tattoo'd on my back

)

rbeldua · Jun 28, 2011

Treat your password like your toothbrush. Don't let anybody else use it, and get a new one every six months.

--Clifford Stoll --

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