I do some buy and sell, quite much with films and TV-series. Some things I don't deal with, like p*rn, and I've had difficulties with horror since they sometimes go too far, they just get too sick, I've wondered, do I really want to sell this?
Well, I introduce you to the utmost horror: The Finnish Language. Where Anglo-Saxon uses several words, we have invented the way to efficiency: we just put the words together. No need for the "space" button. You save time, you save your keyboard, and you save electricity.
Off we go - Apollo 13 was a peace (!) of cake compared with this.
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Title: "Minä puhun suomea, mikä on sinun supervoimasi?"
1. Henkilöllisyystodistus - ID card.
2. Elintarviketurvallisuusvirasto - the office of security of food supplies
3. Apteekkitavaraintarkastuslaboratorio - the laboratory for checking
pharmaceutical supplies
4. Karnevaalikaravaani - a carneval caravane
5. Petoeläinporovahinkoarviopartiointikustannukset - the estimation of costs
for costs of patrolling the estimation of what compensations should be
paid for damages predators have caused to reindeers
6. Hääyö - wedding night
7. Jäätelötötterö - ice cream cone
8. Suurlähettiläs - ambassador
9. Avantouinti - ice swimming
10. Euroydinasesopimusasiapöytäkirja - protocol of agreement of Europe about
nuclear weapons
11. Petoeläinporovahinkoarviopartiointikustannukset - the estimation of costs
for costs of patrolling the estimation of what compensations should be
paid for damages predators have caused to reindeers
12. Mustavalkotäplähylkeennahkasaapasrasvatahnarasia - a case with boot grease
from the skin of the black and white spot seale
13. Petoeläinporovahinkoarviopartiointikustannukset - the estimation of costs
for costs of patrolling the estimation of what compensations should be
paid for damages predators have caused to reindeers
14. Peruspalveluliikelaitoskuntayhtymä - a communal concern of communal services
for providing basic social needs
15. Älykkysosamäärä - IQ
16. Lentokonesuihkuturbiiniapumekaanikkoaliupseerioppilas - lower military officer
student in assisting mechanics of flight turbojet
17. Kolmivaihevaihtovirtakilovattituntimittari - kilowatt per hours measure instrument for
three phase AC current
18. Suuryritysrypäs - a cluster of big companies
19. Euroydinasesopimusasiapöytäkirja - protocol of agreement of Europe about
nuclear weapons
20. Kulttuuriasiainneuvos - counselor of cultural affairs
21. Ammattikorkeakoulukokeilulupapäätös - decree in decision of granting a
permission for test in professional training at higher level school
22. Lentokonesuihkuturbiiniapumekaanikkoaliupseerioppilas - lower military officer
student in assisting mechanics of flight turbojet
23. Avantouinti - ice swimming
24. Kuumailmapallolentolahjakortti - free ticket to ride in a hot air balloon
25. Taidehistorioitsija - art historian
26. Peruspalveluministeri - minister of basic social services
27. Älykkysosamäärä - IQ
28. Suuryritysrypäs - a cluster of big companies
29. Prikaatinkenraali - brigade general
30. Suuryritysrypäs - a cluster of big companies
31. Taidenäyttelytila - art exhibition space
32. Suuryritysrypäs - a cluster of big companies
33. Lentokonesuihkuturbiiniapumekaanikkoaliupseerioppilas - lower military officer
student in assisting mechanics of flight turbojet
34. Ammattikorkeakoulukokeilulupapäätös - decree in decision of granting a
permission for test in professional training at higher level school
35. Kulttuuriasiainneuvos - counselor of cultural affairs
36. Kolmivaihevaihtovirtakilovattituntimittari - kilowatt per hours measure instrument for
three phase AC current
37. Euroydinasesopimusasiapöytäkirja - protocol of agreement of Europe about
nuclear weapons
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Post script: "Tämä video luotiin Designnäyttelyyn Suomen Design Foorumiin "4 x Suunnittele
Onnellinen Tunti" suomalaisessa paviljongissa Frankfurtin Bookfairissa 2014.
Kiitämme kaikkia osallistujia & Design Forum Finlandia."
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My personal gratitude goes to Franziska Holzmann & Suvi Schedewie.
If you lived through this, you may be able to understand why I sometimes produce weird sentences. It's not me, probably my genes? At least, it's always easy to blame parents or forefathers, eh? When asked you raise your arm and exclaim, "It wasn't me".
I will try to make an effort to get an audio done with
proper Finnish pronunciation. It took me three hours to get this done, unless someone starts paying me... brrrrrrr, it may take a few days.