Know a Good Oxymoron?

Well I guess someone has to say this one sooner or later so...

military intelligence
 
To the Alchoholics out there

"Mortally DrunK" as if they were immortal before the drink?
 
how about
"Politically Correct" since I've never heard of a politian that was ever correct about anything
 
how about
"Politically Correct" since I've never heard of a politian that was ever correct about anything

good one Link Removedbut its true...


how about somebody being a "paid volunteer" for a "painless torture"