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A husband who tried to ‘save’ his wife from a scary spider ended up needing treatment for burns after nearly blowing up his bathroom.



Christopher Robinson was ‘encouraged’ by his wife, Janine, to chase the arachnid – but failed to flush out the eight-legged beast when it scuttled behind the toilet.

The 28-year-old grabbed an aerosol can of deodorant and sprayed its highly flammable contents toward the spider, covering the surrounding floor and walls. But the lightbulb had blown – so the would-be hero sparked a lighter to get a better look...

The resulting explosion blew him back into his hallway and lifted the hatch on the loft. The fireball scorched the bathroom at the couple’s home in Clacton-on-Sea on Monday and left the father of two with superficial burns to his arms, legs and face.

Mr Robinson said: ‘There was just this big puff of flame which came right back at me. It burned my hands and my legs and singed my hair.

‘Luckily, I was wearing my boxer shorts so I did not get burned in a more sensitive area.

‘I feel a bit of a fool. It was like something Del Boy would do in Only Fools and Horses.’

Essex fire service added: ‘We’re not entirely sure whether the spider got away or not – but there was no sign of it.’



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I got to say that is mega funny . Sorry the guy had a burn or two but that is a classic
 
I got to say that is mega funny . Sorry the guy had a burn or two but that is a classic

Does that mean you have been in similar situations, perhaps chasing something, I don't know maybe any occurrences that forced you to set your bathroom on fire like the guy did?

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Does that mean you have been in similar situations, perhaps chasing something, I don't know maybe any occurrences that forced you to set your bathroom on fire like the guy did?

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One of my daughters was going out with a millionaires son . The son lead a rather unconventional life . He found a heap of nail gun caps . The kind of caps they use to drive nails into concrete , explosive caps . He put them in my daughters bath and poured lighter fluid over them .
When I arrived the bathroom windows was missing and the bathroom was looking black and kinda unkempt ! The bathroom was needing major work , after the great explosion, my daughters boyfriend, had managed to achieve . The arrival of the fire brigade and police had put a bit of a dent into my daughters boyfriend and his grand idea .
Not to mention the dents the explosive caps had caused .
 


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When have I even lied , I swear that happened
 
Just to compound matters the young man left my daughter with a child and went to Thailand and became a professional kick boxer
 
The child is now 15 years of age and she plays guitar and violin with panash and skill
 
The child is now 15 years of age and she plays guitar and violin with panash and skill

She visits him in Tailand yearly and once attended a fight . He was trying to show off for my daughter and granddaughter and got beat due to not attending to business
 
She visits him in Tailand yearly and once attended a fight . He was trying to show off for my daughter and granddaughter and got beat due to not attending to business
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Psychosis is a terrible illness . Very interesting read
 
He only narrowly escaped being charged with whatever they would have used against him on mental health grounds .
 
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Sometimes I worry that I may be failing in some way to get my message across . You know that feeling when all entreaties fall on deaf ears ?
When it seems an uphill struggle just to tread water !
 
Sometimes I worry that I may be failing in some way to get my message across . You know that feeling when all entreaties fall on deaf ears ?
When it seems an uphill struggle just to tread water !

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I am going to join a monastic order as thing are rapidly degenerating into comedic banter

Strange you come to that conclusion now -- took you a while to realize.