Elmer Extraordinary Member Joined Mar 5, 2010 Messages 3,864 Feb 4, 2012 Thread Author #1 The Lone Ranger and Tonto are surrounded by 3000 Sioux warriors. Lone Ranger: " I think we're in trouble Tonto". Tonto: " What's with the 'we' pale face?" Elmer Extraordinary Member Joined Mar 5, 2010 Messages 3,864 Feb 4, 2012 Thread Author #2 Got banned from B&Q yesterday. As I entered the store this old fella in an orange apron walked up to me and asked me if I wanted decking. Luckily I got the first punch in. Last edited: Feb 4, 2012 Trouble Noob Whisperer Joined Nov 30, 2009 Messages 13,722 Feb 6, 2012 #3 A man walked into a bar with an alligator on a leash. He asked the bartender, "Do you serve lawyers here?" The bartender said, "Yes, we do!" "Good," replied the man. "Give me a beer, and give my companion here a lawyer." Dangaioh Senior Member Joined Jan 3, 2012 Messages 289 Feb 27, 2012 #4 So a man walks into the bar. Bartender ask, "you okay"? Dangaioh Senior Member Joined Jan 3, 2012 Messages 289 Feb 27, 2012 #5 Dog Owner: My dog has no nose. Friend: How does it smell? Dog Owner: Terrible. Last edited: Feb 27, 2012 Dangaioh Senior Member Joined Jan 3, 2012 Messages 289 Feb 27, 2012 #6 Person1: How do you make antifreeze? Person2: You hide her nightgown. You must log in or register to reply here. Share: Facebook X (Twitter) LinkedIn Reddit Pinterest Tumblr WhatsApp Email Share Link Forums Windows Forum Community The Water Cooler Back Top
The Lone Ranger and Tonto are surrounded by 3000 Sioux warriors. Lone Ranger: " I think we're in trouble Tonto". Tonto: " What's with the 'we' pale face?"
Elmer Extraordinary Member Joined Mar 5, 2010 Messages 3,864 Feb 4, 2012 Thread Author #2 Got banned from B&Q yesterday. As I entered the store this old fella in an orange apron walked up to me and asked me if I wanted decking. Luckily I got the first punch in. Last edited: Feb 4, 2012 Trouble Noob Whisperer Joined Nov 30, 2009 Messages 13,722 Feb 6, 2012 #3 A man walked into a bar with an alligator on a leash. He asked the bartender, "Do you serve lawyers here?" The bartender said, "Yes, we do!" "Good," replied the man. "Give me a beer, and give my companion here a lawyer." Dangaioh Senior Member Joined Jan 3, 2012 Messages 289 Feb 27, 2012 #4 So a man walks into the bar. Bartender ask, "you okay"? Dangaioh Senior Member Joined Jan 3, 2012 Messages 289 Feb 27, 2012 #5 Dog Owner: My dog has no nose. Friend: How does it smell? Dog Owner: Terrible. Last edited: Feb 27, 2012 Dangaioh Senior Member Joined Jan 3, 2012 Messages 289 Feb 27, 2012 #6 Person1: How do you make antifreeze? Person2: You hide her nightgown. You must log in or register to reply here. Share: Facebook X (Twitter) LinkedIn Reddit Pinterest Tumblr WhatsApp Email Share Link Forums Windows Forum Community The Water Cooler Back Top
Got banned from B&Q yesterday. As I entered the store this old fella in an orange apron walked up to me and asked me if I wanted decking. Luckily I got the first punch in. Last edited: Feb 4, 2012
Trouble Noob Whisperer Joined Nov 30, 2009 Messages 13,722 Feb 6, 2012 #3 A man walked into a bar with an alligator on a leash. He asked the bartender, "Do you serve lawyers here?" The bartender said, "Yes, we do!" "Good," replied the man. "Give me a beer, and give my companion here a lawyer." Dangaioh Senior Member Joined Jan 3, 2012 Messages 289 Feb 27, 2012 #4 So a man walks into the bar. Bartender ask, "you okay"? Dangaioh Senior Member Joined Jan 3, 2012 Messages 289 Feb 27, 2012 #5 Dog Owner: My dog has no nose. Friend: How does it smell? Dog Owner: Terrible. Last edited: Feb 27, 2012 Dangaioh Senior Member Joined Jan 3, 2012 Messages 289 Feb 27, 2012 #6 Person1: How do you make antifreeze? Person2: You hide her nightgown. You must log in or register to reply here. Share: Facebook X (Twitter) LinkedIn Reddit Pinterest Tumblr WhatsApp Email Share Link Forums Windows Forum Community The Water Cooler
A man walked into a bar with an alligator on a leash. He asked the bartender, "Do you serve lawyers here?" The bartender said, "Yes, we do!" "Good," replied the man. "Give me a beer, and give my companion here a lawyer."
Dangaioh Senior Member Joined Jan 3, 2012 Messages 289 Feb 27, 2012 #4 So a man walks into the bar. Bartender ask, "you okay"? Dangaioh Senior Member Joined Jan 3, 2012 Messages 289 Feb 27, 2012 #5 Dog Owner: My dog has no nose. Friend: How does it smell? Dog Owner: Terrible. Last edited: Feb 27, 2012 Dangaioh Senior Member Joined Jan 3, 2012 Messages 289 Feb 27, 2012 #6 Person1: How do you make antifreeze? Person2: You hide her nightgown. You must log in or register to reply here. Share: Facebook X (Twitter) LinkedIn Reddit Pinterest Tumblr WhatsApp Email Share Link Forums Windows Forum Community The Water Cooler
Dangaioh Senior Member Joined Jan 3, 2012 Messages 289 Feb 27, 2012 #5 Dog Owner: My dog has no nose. Friend: How does it smell? Dog Owner: Terrible. Last edited: Feb 27, 2012 Dangaioh Senior Member Joined Jan 3, 2012 Messages 289 Feb 27, 2012 #6 Person1: How do you make antifreeze? Person2: You hide her nightgown. You must log in or register to reply here. Share: Facebook X (Twitter) LinkedIn Reddit Pinterest Tumblr WhatsApp Email Share Link
Dog Owner: My dog has no nose. Friend: How does it smell? Dog Owner: Terrible. Last edited: Feb 27, 2012
Dangaioh Senior Member Joined Jan 3, 2012 Messages 289 Feb 27, 2012 #6 Person1: How do you make antifreeze? Person2: You hide her nightgown. You must log in or register to reply here.
