Just wanted to let you know, I received my 2011 Social Security Stimulus package today. It contained two watermelon seeds, cornbread mix, a prayer rug and 10 coupons to KFC. The directions were in Spanish.
Hope you get yours soon.
A 42-year-old man told police he ate two chickens, six wings, two racks of ribs and a cheeseburger, saying he'd pass a test to determine his blood alcohol content because he'd downed "'a ton of food.'"
Even I know that wouldn't work, only time passed
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With the cost of metal skyrocketing, Heinz has gone to a plastic tube rather than a can.
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And the dog said to me (he's a clever dog!!) "'Bout time you got the pushbike n tent out son, disappeared into the hills".
So that's the plan. Me. The dog. A packet of Bakers (dog food). Some bacon and a hip flask. So after tonight will most likely be unavailable for a week. Hope I don't drop...
"Fukushima Melt" A delicious new chocolate that doesn't melt in the mouth. This chocolate melts in the box before you even open it. A new nuclear powered chocolate that will melt through the bottom of the box and any flimsy shelving and will creep across the floor and deliver the chocolate to...