jokes

Hi I'm bored today and don't have anything to do, so I was listening to Cortana's jokes hoping to hear a new one. She really needs a bigger joke data base. Microsoft should have a contest... and have people submit short jokes, to build up the data base to that you don't get the same joke...

Hi I've complained about Cortana not playing my music, and not knowing where I live no matter how many times I tell her. But this is a new one, the one thing that she would always do was tell me a joke. Now whenever I ask her to tell me a joke she just opens a web page about jokes, there is...

Happy Birthday Michael! Have a great day and don't get too drunk.. Well maybe a little.. :)

Victor argues with Charlotte about Windows 7 Forums.

:p :stars:

Hey everyone, I'm very proud to tell you that my very first windows 8 app has been certified and is now available in the store! It's a really simple app to read, add and share jokes. If you're looking for a free, fun app please go ahead and check it out, I would love to hear your feedback...

The Lone Ranger and Tonto are surrounded by 3000 Sioux warriors. Lone Ranger: " I think we're in trouble Tonto". Tonto: " What's with the 'we' pale face?"

These inadvertently erotic billboards spotted outside various places of worship look like the work of some extremely naive — or severely repressed — church employees. Luckily, those of us who've already double-stamped our tickets to Hell are physically incapable of overlooking a dick joke...

Hello, I would like to introduce you to my new funny free program. Cockroach on Desktop download: http://drive-software.com/download/cockroachondesktop.zip When you see one of these cockroaches on the screen, they look very real. They even walk around the same way real cockroaches...

I have to Thank whoosh for reminding me of this one. I was booting up my computer the other day and the screen told me to press any key........I still can't find it!

Link Removed due to 404 Error Britain's royal wedding is off! Oh no it's not, it's an April Fools' joke. The big royal occasion later this month was the top target for traditional April 1 pranks in the press on Friday, including bride-to-be Kate Middleton shopping for baby clothes and...

Since my wife and I have both been retired for a few years we're always looking for alternative ways to add a little fun to our day. I saw this and thought it was funny so I thought that I would pass it along.

Who wants to start off the bid :P Share funny quotes or Jokes that you may have with all of us :D:razz::razz::p

Hello someone has put in a password into my computer as a joke but he forgot it not very funny now :( Now I can't get in and I don't want to whipe it Please help thanks!

I am woundering what tipe of secret he is hiding there. looking for a clue in wikipedia and found nothin', i have spend my hours on it lol.. If any one haves a clue, u now where to come lol Source regards, S.87