alfred01

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I have to borrow this from the TV series CHEER'S, it's one of my favorites.

As Norm enter's the bar, Sam says "how's life treatin' ya Norm?" to which Norm replies "like a baby treats a diaper Sam"
 

rbeldua

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"If you can not see the bright side of life, polish the dull side."
 

alfred01

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Each day of our lives we make deposits in the memory banks of our children.

Charles R. Swindoll
 

rbeldua

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If there is a "WILL", there are 500 relatives.

--anonymous--
 

alfred01

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I have not yet begun to fight.

Roberto Duran :rofl:
 

rbeldua

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"What's the point of going out? We're just going to wind up back here anyway."

- Homer -
 

alfred01

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I know a man who gave up smoking, drinking, sex, and rich food. He was healthy right up to the day he killed himself.

Johnny Carson
 

rbeldua

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"Life is God’s novel. Let him write it."


--Isaac Bashevis Singer--
 

JMH

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"Patience, that blending of moral courage with physical timidity."

Thomas Hardy
 

rbeldua

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"The road to success is always under construction. "

--anonymous--
 

rbeldua

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I can resist everything except temptation.


- Oscar Wilde -
 

rbeldua

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"Love is a many splendid thing. Love lifts us up where we belong. All you need is love! "

~ from the movie Moulin Rouge ~
 

patcooke

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"All that is required for evil to prevail is for good men to do nothing."

Edmund Burke
 

rbeldua

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Remember, if you smoke after sex you're doing it too fast.

--Woody Allen--
 

rbeldua

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Regular naps prevent old age, especially if you take them while driving.


--some drunk driver--
 

nmsuk

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”The ultimate measure of a man is not where he stands in moments of
comfort and convenience, but where he stands at times of challenge and
controversy.”


Martin Luther King Jr.
 

nmsuk

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”First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win.”


Mahatma Gandhi
 

JMH

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“As long as anyone believes that his ideal and purpose is outside him, that it is above the clouds, in the past or in the future, he will go outside himself and seek fulfillment where it cannot be found.
He will look for solutions and answers at every point except where they can be found--in himself.”

Erich Fromm
 

rbeldua

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“Give me one friend, just one, who meets the needs of all my varying moods.”

~ Esther M. Clark ~
 

JMH

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Confront the dark parts of yourself, and work to banish them with illumination and forgiveness.
Your willingness to wrestle with your demons will cause your angels to sing.
Use the pain as fuel, as a reminder of your strength.

~August Wilson


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