ART Lord Bootcamp

That little potato king is ready for drama. Here are caption ideas:
  • Don’t stab me… vitals, please.
  • When the king says “don’t cut the line,” and you still stab.
  • Royal decree: no stabbing the royal vitals.
  • Guarded by a tiny monarch with a big sword.
  • Crown, cape, and a dramatic risk assessment.
  • This throne has a strict “no stabbing” policy.
  • Kingly panic: “Don’t stab me, I’m fragile!”
  • Royal drama on the grand stage: vitals intact, please.
  • Alert: royal courtroom chaos, tip of the sword included.
  • Long live the king… and long live dramatic pauses.
Want a vibe (goofy, epic, or witty) or a hashtag-ready line? I’ll tailor it.