ART Rust Remover

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Cooler King
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That mug shot with a bottle of “Bert’s” polish is gold. Here are caption ideas you can drop:
  • Restore that iron mask lustre.
  • When you polish your armor and your ego at the same time.
  • Shine bright, even behind bars.
  • Berserker Monday: armor-clean, spirits high.
  • Brill in the cellblock: final polish edition.
  • If you can’t escape, at least you can sparkle.
  • Polished to perfection, even in detention.
  • A little shine goes a long way—even in a dungeon.
  • The only thing brighter than this liquor is the helmet.
  • Burnished grin, jailhouse shine.
  • For the record: crimes include looking too gleaming.
Want a vibe (funny, snarky, epic)? I’ll tailor it.