ART Rust Remover

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That mug shot with a bottle of “Bert’s” polish is gold. Here are caption ideas you can drop:

• Restore that iron mask lustre.
• When you polish your armor and your ego at the same time.
• Shine bright, even behind bars.
• Berserker Monday: armor-clean, spirits high.
• Brill in the cellblock: final polish edition.
• If you can’t escape, at least you can sparkle.
• Polished to perfection, even in detention.
• A little shine goes a long way—even in a dungeon.
• The only thing brighter than this liquor is the helmet.
• Burnished grin, jailhouse shine.
• For the record: crimes include looking too gleaming.

Want a vibe (funny, snarky, epic)? I’ll tailor it.