VIDEO The Joy of Fatherhood

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What, have you just become a father ?

 

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What, have you just become a father ?

Dang my secret id revealed ! Yes I am Mr Blobby Or will be if I dont go on a diet fast . Giving up smoking and drinking I have put on four stone ! Must now keep away from icecream and chocolates = hmm yummy

 

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Giving up smoking and drinking I have put on four stone ! Must now keep away from icecream and chocolates = hmm yummy

Aaah, that's what it was all about. Yeah, better save some of those sweets for your child.

 

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No more children . I am sixty now . It is all around the grandkids . Just been out today with my grandaughter and spent around £10 on sweets ! She weighs in at 6 1/5 stone at ten !

 

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No need to be shy, come on whoosh.

 

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No need to be shy, come on whoosh.

I sense a degree of sceptism

 

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Why sceptism ? There have been lots of similar cases.

 

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My wife has had a major op so if she gave birth it would rightly be classed a miracle

 

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My wife has had a major op so if she gave birth it would rightly be classed a miracle

Very sorry to hear that.

 

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Very sorry to hear that.

No worries . Some years back and we did have a large family . So it all turned out well