alfred01
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Lol thanks
A man and his son are in a car crash. The man doesn't survive but the child is rushed to hospital. When he gets there the surgeon looks at him and says,
"I can't operate on this boy, he's my son."
How can this be?
beeaitch, I think I'm going to have to implement a rule that these riddles have to be from the 21st century, that one's as old as I am lol
The surgeon's his mother! Preconceived gender roles eh!
You tell'em pat!! (he doesn't know where I live does he?)
i was going to sayt he was adopted and he had 2 fathers.... if u get me ... a man on man relationship hahah
oh my days, was i wrong
Actually kaos, I've never heard that one before and it's not bad. It works as a correct answer. Well Done
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A man has a clock which stopped a few hours ago. There is no means of ascertaining the time in his own home, He has no idea what the time is. He goes out to walk to a friend's house a mile or two away. When he gets there he has some refreshments and a chat for some time. He does not have any timepiece on him or see any clock on the way there or back during his walk but, on his return home he sets his clock to the right time. How does he do it?
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kaos
Well if it was me I would ask my friend what the time was.
If it's not that or the sun thing kaos said then I don't know.
Nope to either - He can ask his friend the time but by the time he gets home it will be later won't it?
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yea. id be like " hey trev , you got the time? "
Trev: the time? i do not kno what this is now"
ME : get lost , reeaaaallly?
Trev : i only know ze time when Glee comz on ze TV"
Me : ooo sweet jesus of nazra! its 9 oclock! ( please dont ask why i kno what time glee comes on , )
off i trott, when glee finishses at half an hour later and set my clock
Trev: the time? i do not kno what this is now"
ME : get lost , reeaaaallly?
Trev : i only know ze time when Glee comz on ze TV"
Me : ooo sweet jesus of nazra! its 9 oclock! ( please dont ask why i kno what time glee comes on , )
off i trott, when glee finishses at half an hour later and set my clock
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