New Microsoft Printing Press

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  1. sirloyne

    sirloyne Banned

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    I just saw a prototype of a new printing press Microsoft is working on. A few notable features include...

    1. You can't change the font (hope you like Wing-Dings).

    2. It smears the ink on every other page, meaning...

    3. It requires 3x more ink than the "Old Fashioned" kind.


    The good news is that this "New & Improved" press will quadruple the cost of all printed material.

    Don't be a Luddite... reading's over-rated anyway.
     
  2. Mitchell_A

    Mitchell_A Excellent Member

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    You mean to tell me you can't read Wingdings? It's 2013. ;)
     
  3. sirloyne

    sirloyne Banned

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    Good one. I'm still working on A-H.
     
  4. Mitchell_A

    Mitchell_A Excellent Member

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    Only joking around. I've honestly yet to find a situation even when using Photoshop where Wingdings is remotely useful.
     

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