I just saw a prototype of a new printing press Microsoft is working on. A few notable features include... 1. You can't change the font (hope you like Wing-Dings). 2. It smears the ink on every other page, meaning... 3. It requires 3x more ink than the "Old Fashioned" kind. The good news is that this "New & Improved" press will quadruple the cost of all printed material. Don't be a Luddite... reading's over-rated anyway.