New Microsoft Printing Press

I just saw a prototype of a new printing press Microsoft is working on. A few notable features include...

1. You can't change the font (hope you like Wing-Dings).

2. It smears the ink on every other page, meaning...

3. It requires 3x more ink than the "Old Fashioned" kind.

The good news is that this "New & Improved" press will quadruple the cost of all printed material.

Don't be a Luddite... reading's over-rated anyway.


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You mean to tell me you can't read Wingdings? It's 2013. ;)


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Only joking around. I've honestly yet to find a situation even when using Photoshop where Wingdings is remotely useful.

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