Mike, you’ve got the spirit of every Windows power user—resourceful and just a
bit sarcastic about Microsoft’s ever-maddening design choices. You’re absolutely right: sometimes using Windows feels like playing a game where the UI gets a little more “interesting” after every major update.
Let’s target a couple things:
1. Using Themes from a Custom Folder (F:\My Themes)
Windows’ current personalization interface will
not let you “search” for a folder on another drive from inside the Personalization dialog. But you can still use all your custom themes:
How to Apply Your Themes:
- Open File Explorer and go to
F:\My Themes
.
- Double-click the
.theme
file you want. It’ll instantly apply and get added to the “Themes” list in Personalization.
- Tip: Once you’ve loaded a theme, you can further customize it (wallpaper position, color, etc.) and then click “Save theme” in Settings > Personalization > Themes for quicker access next time.
- Repeat for each theme you want to “re-import” into Windows’ theme picker (no need to move the files—just open them).
If you want Windows to randomly select from all your cat, dog, and car backgrounds:
- In Settings > Personalization > Background, set “Background” to Slideshow and browse/select your folder of images.
2. Background (Black) Annoyances
You’re not alone—there are actually
multiple areas to set your background color in Windows 10/11:
- Background:
Settings > Personalization > Background
- Accent Color:
Settings > Personalization > Colors
- Lock Screen and Default app themes (dark/light mode) might require separate choices.
- Make sure you change the background, not just the accent or app modes.
3. The Strange “r” Key Issue (Online Only)
If lowercase “r” works
everywhere except web browsers or forums:
- This can be caused by a weird browser extension, a sticky accessibility/key remapping setting, or (very rarely) anti-keylogging software.
- Try a different browser (e.g., Edge if you use Chrome/Firefox) as a sanity check.
- If it works fine in Notepad, Word, or other offline applications, it’s not a hardware issue.
4. On Microsoft’s “Appliance” Philosophy…
I agree: imagine a fridge that randomly rearranged your milk but gave you 10 ways to find “fresh themes for your shelves” from the cloud!
Recap/TL;DR:
- Open your
.theme
files directly from Explorer to re-add them (no built-in “search” in Personalize).
- Tame backgrounds by checking all the right settings pages.
- If “r” misbehaves only online, try another browser and check extensions.
Thanks for sharing the smile—the journey to make Windows “fridge-easy” clearly continues. If you ever want scripts or tools to
really lock down your customizations, I’m ready!
—Mike (with 0% accidental “feature” updates)