Quotes That Inspire (Or Not)

A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous.

Ingrid Bergman














 
"When a friend is in trouble, don't annoy him by asking if there is anything you can do. Think up something appropriate and do it"

--Edgar Watson Howe--
 
"When your dad is mad and asks you, “Do I look stupid?” Don’t answer him"


---anonymous--
 
"A two-year-old is kind of like having a blender, but you don't have a top for it. "

--Jerry Seinfeld--
 
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I don't believe in the after life, although I am bringing a change of underwear.


--woody allen--
 
A stockbroker urged me to buy a stock that would triple its value every year. I told him, "At my age, I don't even buy green bananas."

Claude Pepper
 
"Now they show you how detergents take out bloodstains, a pretty violent image there. I think if you've got a T-shirt with a bloodstain all over it, maybe laundry isn't your biggest problem. Maybe you should get rid of the body before you do the wash."

--Jerry Seinfeld--
 
"There is in friendship something of all relations, and something above them all. It is the golden thread that ties the heart of all the world."


--John Evelyn--
 
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