Quotes That Inspire (Or Not)

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    I got a rock.

    Charlie Brown
     
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    "My advice to you is to get married. If you find a good wife, you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher"


    --Socrates--
     
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    I just found out that the brain is like a computer. If that's true, then there really aren't any stupid people. Just people running DOS.

    ---Anonymous---
     
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    Age considers; youth ventures.

    Rabindranath Tagore
     
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    Once burnt lesson learnt.
    - Barney Fife
     
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    The four most important words in any marriage..."I'll do the dishes."


    - Anonymous -
     
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    Maybe if I hold a gun to his head that might make him talk!

    RIP Don Knotts
     
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    "My favorite poem is the one that starts "Thirty days have September" because it actually tells you something."


    --somebody i dont know--
     
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    July 21st, 1924 - February 24th, 2006
     
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    "Men should be like Kleenex, soft, strong and disposable."

    - Mrs. White -
     
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    Never live in the past but always learn from it.

    ... dont know :)
     
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    "Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway."

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    The patriot volunteer, fighting for country and his rights, makes the most reliable soldier on earth.

    Thomas J. Jackson
     
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    "Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else."



    -- somebody unique --
     
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    A man who stands for nothing will fall for anything.

    Malcolm X
     
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    "Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers."

    --Homer Simpson--
     
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    All free men, wherever they may live, are citizens of Berlin. And therefore, as a free man, I take pride in the words "Ich bin ein Berliner!"

    John F. Kennedy

    This is the famous speech by John Kennedy in which he inadvertantly called himself a jelly donut.
     
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    “There is nothing so annoying as to have two people talking when you're busy interrupting.”

    Mark Twain
     
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    "Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain."

    --Lily Tomlin--
     

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