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Discussion in 'The Water Cooler' started by alfred01, May 26, 2011.
I got a rock. Charlie Brown
"My advice to you is to get married. If you find a good wife, you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher" --Socrates--
I just found out that the brain is like a computer. If that's true, then there really aren't any stupid people. Just people running DOS. ---Anonymous---
Age considers; youth ventures. Rabindranath Tagore
Once burnt lesson learnt. - Barney Fife
The four most important words in any marriage..."I'll do the dishes." - Anonymous -
Maybe if I hold a gun to his head that might make him talk! RIP Don Knotts
"My favorite poem is the one that starts "Thirty days have September" because it actually tells you something." --somebody i dont know--
July 21st, 1924 - February 24th, 2006
"Men should be like Kleenex, soft, strong and disposable." - Mrs. White -
Never live in the past but always learn from it. ... dont know
"Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway." - Joey Adams -
The patriot volunteer, fighting for country and his rights, makes the most reliable soldier on earth. Thomas J. Jackson
"Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else." -- somebody unique --
A man who stands for nothing will fall for anything. Malcolm X
"Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers." --Homer Simpson--
All free men, wherever they may live, are citizens of Berlin. And therefore, as a free man, I take pride in the words "Ich bin ein Berliner!" John F. Kennedy This is the famous speech by John Kennedy in which he inadvertantly called himself a jelly donut.
“There is nothing so annoying as to have two people talking when you're busy interrupting.” Mark Twain
"Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain." --Lily Tomlin--