Quotes That Inspire (Or Not)

alfred01

Well-Known Member
#61
I think they should have a Barbie with a buzz cut.

Ellen DeGeneres
 


rbeldua

Honorable Member
#62
"Beware of computer programmers that carry screwdrivers."

--anonymous--
 


rbeldua

Honorable Member
#63
“Parenting is the only job, that you don't know if you did a Good job, until it's too late!”

--some unknown parents--
 


alfred01

Well-Known Member
#64
A fool thinks he has no limit's, a wise man knows his limits.

Me
 


rbeldua

Honorable Member
#65
" Energizer Bunny arrested,...................... charged with battery."
 


Trouble

Noob Whisperer
#67
The trouble ain't that there is too many fools, but that the lightning ain't distributed right.
Mark Twain.
 


rbeldua

Honorable Member
#68
"No,please don't eat me. I have a wife and kids,eat them."

- Homer -
 


Trouble

Noob Whisperer
#69
"No,please don't eat me. I have a wife and kids,eat them."

- Homer -
Love Homer the much revered ancient greek author and poet, but was unable to find the above quote amongst his writings. Is that particular quote from The Iliad or perhaps rather the Odyssey?:rofl:
 


alfred01

Well-Known Member
#70
Love Homer the much revered ancient greek author and poet, but was unable to find the above quote amongst his writings. Is that particular quote from The Iliad or perhaps rather the Odyssey?:rofl:
I think it was from the 7-11 handbook Trouble. :worship:
 


rbeldua

Honorable Member
#71
Never start a game of peek aboo on a long journey, it has no end... finally i grabbed him by the bib and said "look, it's always gonna be me"

--anonymous father--
 


alfred01

Well-Known Member
#72
I know my parents hated me, my bath toys were a toaster and a radio.

Rodney Dangerfield (RIP)
 


rbeldua

Honorable Member
#73
Oh, man! We killed Mr. Burns! Mr. Burns is gonna be so mad!

- Homer Simpsons-
 


alfred01

Well-Known Member
#74
Gentlemen, we are being killed on the beaches. Lets go inland and be killed.

Norman Cota
 


rbeldua

Honorable Member
#75
"The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think."

--:scratch:--
 


Trouble

Noob Whisperer
#76
One of my all time favorites;
It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt.
Attributed to Mark Twain
 


rbeldua

Honorable Member
#77
"It's funny when people discuss Love Marriage vs Arranged. It's like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered"

--anonymous---
 


nmsuk

Windows Forum Admin
Staff member
Premium Supporter
#78
It is characteristic of all deep human problems that they are not to be approached without some humor and some bewilderment.

Freeman Dyson
 


kaos

Senior Member
#79
Only God Can Judge me

(I have this tattoo'd on my back :p)
 


rbeldua

Honorable Member
#80
Treat your password like your toothbrush. Don't let anybody else use it, and get a new one every six months.

--Clifford Stoll
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